If the world is suddenly struck by a zombie pandemic, what do you?! GO.
If you can only choose one, which would you choose: Pokémon and true love. If you choose Pokémon, you will never find true love... GO.
If you're left with this ultimatum: Live to a ripe old age of 105, or eat bacon as your only meal, but die at the age of 23. GO.
If you have to choose a dog, what breed would it be? GO.
If you could have 1 superpower, which would you choose? Mind-reading, ability to fly or superstrength? GO.
And the last and best question saved for the last...
If... If... I say, if you're happy and you know it... What do you do? CLAP YOUR HAND, MOTHER FUCKER.
Obvious, I pick motherfucking Charizard and torch down every single city, building and human in sight.
ReplyDeleteThen I ride off with my awesome dragon pokemon into the sunset, and children get to tell legends about me around campfires.
Who cares about true love?
I'm a Veg, so the bacon thing is out of the question. I do think that that is an accurate depiction of healthy vs. unhealthy: 105 to 23. Haha.
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